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Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 08:09 pm Fantastical, Flabbergast and Disgustipating
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When you ask two teenagers to give you three words so you can jump start your writing, this is what you get: fantastical, flabbergast, and disgustipating. My fault apparently for not specifying that the words be oh...real...or something someone might actually use in a sentence. I will, however, honor my contract with said teenagers and do my best, as follows:

Here Be Dragons

A branch grows in a mid-air from an invisible tree. This fantastical sight catches no one's attention. Everyone is too busy being bored and resisting learning anything about sentence diagramming to notice that there is a tree branch tapping at the window -- a tree branch that is, let me state it clearly -- attached to nothing.

It flabbergasts me how much escapes humans. We used to have to adopt glamors to avoid detection, pull veils of normalcy down around us so that we could not be detected as one of the many many creatures dancing between your world and ours. For the last thirty years, though, your media has dulled your minds to such a disgustipating degree that, slothlike, you can only blink and turn back to your dreams of food and sleep.

Back to the tree. This branch is another bleed-through from (M)otherland, and it is my job to catalog such rifts, report back on them, and address them as necessary. Though this branch was obviously unusual, and visible to three classrooms full of presumably intelligent beings, none of them, not one, noted that not only was it attached to nothing, it tapped when no wind blew it and had unusually shaped buds that, if you were to pick them, would bloom into strange egg-like fruits that resembled nothing so much as an actually egg. If you were to actually take this egg and hatch it, what would happen? Ah, here there be dragons.
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Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 07:24 pm Goldfried, Evan
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Evan Goldfried
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Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 12:34 pm meme time
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yeah. I know it isn't a real update - but I like these question memes. This one courtesy of [info]nounsandverbs

behind a cut because I like lj cuts )
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[info]dubbage42
Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 09:44 am (no subject)


Danny, Toronto, December 2009
© Bill Pusztai 2009

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[info]bitterlawngnome
Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 06:33 am (no subject)
happy birthday [info]myasma & [info]lowflyingsquab
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[info]poetbear
Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 02:05 am Also,
one day, the world's going to end, and that means that civilization will break down and all sorts of things will happen to our infrastructure and by infrastructure I mean the servers that host YouTube and none of the funny or endearing things will be available anymore.

What does this mean to us now, in modern days? It means start memorizing EVERY PIECE OF DIALOG OR SONG YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT WAS ENTERTAINING.
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Dec. 6th, 2009 @ 01:38 am At least I'm the 34th fastest Santa in Provo.
The usual thing with dating people is that each time you spend time with them you're supposed to get to know them a little bit better and leave the encounter a little more wise as to what kind of person they are. So what does it mean when you leave feeling even more mystified?

Today I dressed up like Santa and ran three miles. And then I ran some errands on my bike. And then I hosted a 3-hour swing club meeting in my apartment. And then I cleaned up, And then I made dinner with Diego and we talked about amazing amounts of information. (There was a truly awe-inspiring exchange of verbal communication. Especially when you consider the staggeringly amazing amount of things I still do not know about him. Like, for instance, what the heck he thinks.) And then I went to a swing dance, which I DJed, and also performed in a gratefully not humiliating routine and danced a little, including twice with a boy that Clem called a "tall drink of water," and then I went to the malt shoppe. And now I'm home and if I were human you'd think I would go to sleep.

It would be easier to figure out what to do with my social life if I had several options to consider. As it is, there are two. It's either 1) Think about Diego, let yourself be interested, and try to figure out where things are going or if things really exist at all and spend your time being utterly baffled or 2) pretend that you're just Single Girl, doing Single Girl deeds, and live those parts of your life that are still there when you cut out all the romance bits with a butter knife. Not unlike that moldy apple that you just can't give up on.

Hmmm.

Hey, you wanna see me play the guitar? It's not very good, but I will tell you that it did sound better before my computer took the sound waves and turned them into digital ones and zeroes. But I'm not proud of it because it's good - I'm proud of it because I figured out the chords all by myself just by listening to the song. I've never done that before in my life.

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Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 06:28 pm Solstice-mas at Dragon House
We've decided what we're doing for Solstice-mas at Dragon House. This is the first year that our families will be celebrating together, and we're doing the holiday on the 20th & 21st. We'll bring the tree in on the 20th -- it's outdoor year round and can stand being inside maybe up to 40 hours or so, but not much more. Then those who are going to the panto will go (it's Aladdin this year) and some of us (ok -- me & mine) will stay home for quiet domestic time. I'll make dinner. We decorate the tree after dinner and then take off for the Chinese Garden across the street, all bundled up and carrying candles, for a solstice ceremony. I've got a short solstice story I usually read, and then we'll sing the solstice song I put together today, hopefully in rounds if the kids can carry it off, while lighting our candles. And we'll walk back. There you have it, short and sweet, darkness to light.

Back at the house: hot chocolate and if I get it together, sun shaped giant lemon sugar cookies. Or [info]opadit 's amazing butter tarts, which are her grandmother's recipe and which she used to serve at her winter solstice party. The 20th is the night that Santa will come at our house too (changes from year to year depending on when K & J get the two older girls and when I get my two kids). In the morning we do stockings, and all the kids get basically the same things in their stocking: nuts, two oranges, one maple candy, one dilettante chocolate Santa, and a gift which may or may not actually fit into the stocking. K & J have worked on keeping it simple over the years. At that time, if the kids have any presents for each other or from anyone else they exchange them. And that's pretty much it. Then K & J will take all the kids ice skating, I'll go to work for the afternoon, and that evening is the big lasagna feast. So that's Solstice-mas. The sun song (included herein for SpaceDaddy) is to the tune of "Rose, Rose, Rose, Red/Will I ever see thee wed" and goes like this:

Sun, sun, sun, sun/from the darkness comes the sun/new sun rising, ever shining/Welcome the sun.

Christmas Day itself? Nothing special here. The kids will probably do *something* with their dad, and I might hold over a present or two from their grandparents. But that's pretty much it.
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Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 06:11 pm "Treasures of the Heart" (my Blog) now has an actual, real, honest-to-goodness, post in it:
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Let me Introduce myself, and talk about the problem of "authenticity"

Read it and tell me what you think, hm? Please?

(thinking of making a pretty header for it, too... maybe a picture of a dream-like sailing ship, or just a pretty pattern that suggests a campfire, or something...)

Anyway, there's a week's project finished. Time for dinner.
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[info]capriuni
Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 04:28 pm (no subject)


December Fifth #2624
© Bill Pusztai 2009

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[info]bitterlawngnome
Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 02:37 pm The Xmas Season Is Here
And how do I know? Simple: I am rattling my windows to the dulcet tones of this.
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[info]dclarion
Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 12:54 pm I want to make one! What kind of story could I tell?
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The vid-maker calls this "Popup book," though, technically, nothing actually pops up. Still pretty cool, though.



Discription: a wordless video of a man turning pages of a small home-made book. Each page has a hole punched in the center, with a black yarn threaded through them. As each page is turned, the yarn is drawn tight into a straight line, which becomes part of the illustration spanning two pages:

1) no picture, just text.

2) Two men talking on a tin can telephone (the yarn is the string between the cans)

3) A leaping pole vaulter (the yarn is the bar over which he jumps)

4) Tug of war

5) Telephone wire with birds

6) The lifeline for an astronaut on a space-walk

7) The pole in the game / dance "Limbo"

8) A tow-line for two children playing on toy riding cars

9) (I'm not sure, but--) A loose thread unraveling from a man's trouser leg

10) one of those "crowd control" velvet ropes at a fancy event.

11) The words "What else?" and a thread unrolling from a spool

The man closes the book, revealing that the yarn is just a relatively short loop, tied in a knot at the back.
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Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 12:38 pm On Tap For Today
  • Bake cheese bread
  • Make potato soup
  • Continue decorating for the winter holidays
  • Clean the landfill apartment
I'm doing a tree with origami cranes, and I do need to dig up my menorah. I guess that you could call my decorating theme "early ecumenical".
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Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 12:22 pm Writer's Block: 2012

If the world were going to end on December 21, 2012, how would you spend the last of your days on earth and why?

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Baking bread and petting the kitties, pretty much like any other day.
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Dec. 5th, 2009 @ 08:43 am a simultaneous Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas shopping
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Well, we knew our own personal Thanksgiving dinner was going to be the week after the actual date; at least that means all the shops will be open so if we forget something we can rush out and get it while the turkey/duck roasts. I think it'll be a somewhat stripped down dinner--duck, creamed onions, mashed potatoes and a green vegetable of some sort to assuage my dietary guilt about eating properly. I haven't decided about pie yet.

I also realized that I need to get cracking about Christmas shopping--my family (except for [info]stephe is far enough away that I need to mail my presents to them and thus require a greater lead time than many more geographically close families. Amazon, here I come...
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Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 06:43 pm Strange Things Out Of My Mouth - 4 Dec
So, Winston is pawing at me for attention (and what else is new?), and he grabs at my shirt. To Winston, I say:

"And why are you trying to feel up my tit? I thought you were gay."

I suppose that you had to be there...

:o)
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Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 05:37 pm Doing polished writing is exhausting, so I'm going to palaver for a bit, instead.
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So, I've started writing my first Blogger post.

For (what feels like) a long time, I couldn't decide what I should put down there. Then I woke up today and decided it should be an introduction: to myself (basically, that I love my subject, and it makes me squee), and my approach to the whole idea of "authentic folktales" (basically, that I used to cling to the idea that there is such a thing, and I was a bit dogmatic about it, but I've now relaxed a bit, in my middle age).

I've been working at it for a couple hours, and I've got two and a half paragraphs written. And it feels like my eyes are crossing. So I'm taking a break (most of the time & mental strain is finding sources to link to / quote from, for the claims I make -- once an academic, always an academic).

Once I have a first post up, I'll change my settings, so the blog will appear in Google searches, etc.. And I'll put a link here.

In the meantime, Rudolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer was on my TV, night before last; I caught it just as they got to the Island of Misfit Toys. And I got to wondering:

There's been a lot of tie-in merchandizing and spin-off stories around Rudolf himself. But has there ever been any tie-in (in the form of actual toys, or Christmas tree ornaments, or greeting card images) with the misfits themselves? 'Cause I think an Ostrich-Riding Cowboy would be lots of fun... same with a pink-spotted elephant. Not to mention the Winged Lion who's king of the island.

You know?

I mean, the whole point and moral of the TV story was: respect the misfits, dammit! And yet, the misfits are still totally forgotten.

...It's almost enough to make one almost cynical about the whole Christmas culture...
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[info]capriuni
Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 11:11 am (no subject)


Perfection, 2398
© Bill Pusztai 2009

From this week's LJ community photocontest (as far as I can tell there's no equivalent community on DW ... yet). It's fun. You should post! It's like editorial photography - there's a theme or concept every week, and you come up with an image to illustrate it.

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Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 07:14 am Cop-tastica!
With Scott out of town, my two biggest problems are 1) I do not sleep 2) I tell everyone on the internet---not just YOU, oh my friends --- but anyone who happens to surf through via a google which could...
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[info]fasterthankudzu
Dec. 3rd, 2009 @ 11:52 pm this is a test - this is not an actual post - please disregard or not
test to see something or other Peace
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